Am often called a "castrating bitch". Oh dear me, I wonder why ?
I mean after all, men have really lived up to the image they gave of themselves. Who would want to castrate such tender protective beings ?
Who would dare unveil this famous potent savior of a knight ? Who would want to ruffle this fossilized caveman out of his narcissistic stupor ?
After all, the phallus, that great weaponry of the centuries is at stake...we surely can't touch that, or can we ?
I love messing with you wankers...do wipe that keyboard.