Wednesday 25 December 2013

Impotent Males

I can instantly recognize an impotent male. There is something in my radar that tells me so. The bigger his male bravado, the more I know he is lacking on that front...I don't know how I know, I just know.

It is not that I hold it against him, after all, penile disfunction is like a disease. However I may want to point out the numerous ways in which he contributes to that illness...the proverbial limp dick.

On the one hand one can see it as the hand of God...meaning, you misuse your dick long enough literally or figuratively, it will backfire on your head ---you will ultimately turn into a dickhead since your head is no longer working nor your you make up for it by being a dick head.

The other possibility is that you are so fucking insecure ---you know, years of comparing yourself to other dicks coupled with many hours of watching porn and bam...that little thing has gone dead. Can't blame it really, again you misused it and it has gone on strike.

The third possibility is that you got rejected so many times, possibly with very good reason because you are a dickhead, like born a dickhead...and your actual dick is just following suite, rejecting you in turn.

Now you get to choose which one applies and keep me posted.