Bored...

Am so fucking bored with men...I really am. Conversations always end up with their dick...directly indirectly...does not matter...

Dick this and dick that...how come I make no issue of what's between my legs ?

How come my perineum, vulva, vagina, clitoris are not the center of the conversation ?

How come I don't allude to it, seriously, jokingly, socially, religiously ?

How come when I meet you I don't think through my legs ?

How come I open my ears, heart and read betwen your lines ?

Are my lines like my vulva ? folds of skin like rose petals in an anonymous poem?

Am bored...

Am bored with your ways

I know them by heart...

Predictable...

People don't need to say much...however sophisticated they make come across...
Once you learn the game, the rest is a piece of cake.
The game being - what makes people tick.
You get hold of that one...and all of the puzzle fits.

Chewing Gum...

I don't know if I've ever mentioned that, but am totally allergic to Chewing Gum. It's not the gum am allergic to, it's the fucking chewing that drives me raving mad...

In public Chewing Gum should be PROHIBITED. Seriously, I know it sounds terribly dictatorial, but I care not...I can no longer tolerate ruminating cows and chewing camels in my face...that's it - I've had it !

It's ugly, vulgar, cheap, unaesthetic, crude and unrefined. And some people are so proficient at making noise, bubbles, whatever you care to call it... when they are chewing, therefore it is also very bothersome, irksome, irritating, and annoying.

And trust me -- chewing "Ladies" and "Gents" (although women seem to be chewing experts compared to men) you look hideous when that jaw keeps moving senselessly...

So do us all a favor, if you want to chew, do it in the privacy of your own home, do not subject the rest of us to your maxillary motions.

Besides, bubble gum is so fucking American, help us beat this tacky culture.